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Archive for July, 2008

Number 1:
The internet at my place of employment has been what can only be described as a piece of cow poo. Which sucks as our entire operation essentially rests on us saying to people “You’re too dumb to fix this, let me remote into your computer and do it for you.” With how it is [...]

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To that guy

Look, I think it’s great that you read on your lunch hour, so do I. I also think it’s great that you read outside on the lovely benches provided in the shade. But, listen, do you HAVE to sit directly across from me? I mean, there are 4 other benches to choose from, but you [...]

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May I ask for your advice? Thanks.
I am looking for reading material. Usually, I go through my favorite bloggers recommendations and just get them all reserved at the library, and find books that way.
The problem that has happened lately is that the reading material of some of my favorite writers is…well…shit. If you’re a foul-mouthed [...]

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In an interesting turn of events, my dad dropped by our house the other day while Hubs and I were not only naked, but covered in green pore-refining face masks. Playing Mario Party.
I had the decency to put on some clothing to answer the door. And also had the decency to not tell him that [...]

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The Winner(s)

Hooray!
The random number generator generated Ms Fiona Pinklebottom as the winner! Congratulations. Unfotunately, Fiona’s children are a bunch of finicky eaters, rather like myself. She chose door number 2, the mystery prize. You’ll have to check out her blog to see what it is when it arrives. Also, she’s moving a bunch of her [...]

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The Pay it Forward contest is over, ya’ll!
I will use my special calculations to select the winner, and once I notify them, I will notify you. It may be random, it may be who I like best, it may be NONE of you because I want the cup-o-noodles to myself. That’s likely, right?
Thanks for all [...]

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Fucking asshole bug.

If you’re here for the Pay it Forward Contest click that link to enter. And Hi!
Me, in a too small Family Guy t-shirt and Hubs’ shorts, covered in the oh-so-deliciously soft robe, in the Newly Finished (except for plant life) backyard, Bleary Eyed and sipping coffee. I’m setting the scene you see.
So this mother-fucking bug [...]

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