Hey, Happy New Year ya’ll.
Tonight I will apparently be throwing an old pair of panties into a tree for good luck instead of going to bed at 7.
Your guess is as good as mine.
Archive for December, 2008
Fling your nethers to the new year
Posted in Uncategorized on December 31, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The supervisor and the name
Posted in Baby Talk, Jackson on December 30, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Buddah is a supervisor. Here he is with his supervisory tie:
Being a supervisor, he requires smells of whatever we are eating, so that he can make sure it’s up to snuff. If it is, he will ask for some. Buddah eats:
Turkey – called Towkie in our house
Chicken
Ranch dressing
Chips
Goldfish Crackers
String Cheese
Peppermint stick ice cream
And many other [...]
Snippets – Christmas and things
Posted in Crazy-in-law, Emotional, Family, Holiday, Pregnancy on December 30, 2008 | 1 Comment »
The reaction was less exciting than expected folks. They both mis-heard him, “you have a bloody nose?” And then they both essentially said “yay!” His dad said that it was the best Christmas present ever, better than a diamond necklace…which is cool because now I know that his dad has always wanted a diamond necklace…
This [...]
Parents
Posted in A Huge Fight, Crazy-in-law, Daddy Issues, Family, Pregnancy on December 24, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Hubs and his father had a bit of a fight lately. His father tends to follow Korean tradition, and continuously tell Hubs what to do with his life. This frustrates Hubs because he feels like nothing he does is ever enough. There was a big fight, and Hubs stopped talking to his dad. A letter [...]
Why I’m not meant to wear anything nicer than jeans
Posted in Clothes, Wii, Work on December 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
My company gave us company schwag yesterday, and a little Christmas bonus. Though I probably would have rather had the cash they spent on the gifts, it was nice of them to give us the free marketing materials.
Which brings me to a question. Why do companies always have polo shirts? I believe that no woman [...]
Smith’s by my house, get a self-checkout.
Posted in Uncategorized on December 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Have you ever checked out at the grocery store with Astroglide and Vaginal Contraceptive Film? It’s kind of embarrassing. Especially when the checker looks like they’re 16.
Have you ever checked out at the grocery store with Hemorrhoid wipes, then gone back 20 minutes later for two different kinds of hemorrhoid cream? Me neither, but let’s [...]
By request of preg-buddy
Posted in Recipe on December 19, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
As requested by my pregnant friend:
Mamacita Linda’s Enchiladas…
As taught to me by my sis-in-law when I was like, 9, so they’re now:
Parkingathome’s F-in’ Yumma-cheladas
Ingredients:
A bunch of boneless skinless chicken breasts with the creepy white stuff trimmed out
1 can of medium spiciness red enchilada sauce
1 can of mild spiciness red enchilada sauce
1 jar of salsa
15ish corn [...]
It’s ok, I have lotionized tissues here.
Posted in Sick on December 19, 2008 | 2 Comments »
If the sheer volume of the snotty loogieness that I have horked up each morning wasn’t enough, the colors I’ve seen in the sink and/or tissues have been astounding. The most beautiful oranges and pinks and browns and greens, like gooey ornaments on the tree of my lungs. Like egg whites injected with Christmas spirit, [...]
Inadvertant pissing
Posted in Advice Wanted, Baby Talk, Cats, Hubs on December 16, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Hubs’ words upon being woken up with a pee-stick shoved in his face with two lines:
“oh shit. oh shit. uh……yay”
Hubs’ words when taking a picture of the pee stick with his camera phone:
“eeeew, it’s all condensatey”
Hubs’ words when wandering around the baby clothes department:
“what’s a preemie?”
There shall be many classic quotes as we blindly wander [...]
FourCell
Posted in Baby Talk, Cats, Cody, Crazy-in-law on December 15, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Been a while, eh?
I keep thinking of blogging subjects, but my damn work ethic/having my computer face the boss’ office/being lazy has unfortunately prevented me from talking incessantly about my day to day cat experiences. Let’s recap
Extreme anxiety for no reason. Sigh. I don’t know how to help it, nothing seems to make me believe [...]
