So, my sister is pregnant too. Not to get too in depth into the utter DRAMA that she has caused with me getting pregnant VINDICTIVELY and STEALING her THUNDER by wanting to tell my family the good news, she’s a selfish bitch.
That’s putting it pretty lightly.
So, since she is a selfish bitch, she has decided [...]
Archive for February, 2009
I will do what you say.
Posted in Advice Wanted on February 23, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Among other things
Posted in Hubs on February 20, 2009 | 3 Comments »
The headaches prevent me from having the strength to write more than this today:
Last night, Hubs kissed me. On the nostrils. When I asked him why he said “so that when we die and move on I can say that I’ve kissed every part of you”
aaaawww
Five minutes later: “Now I have to kiss your asshole.”
4cell’s First Picture
Posted in Baby Talk on February 12, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Guys, this is my BABY
Granted it looks like a peanut right now, but you take a picture through a big wand in your vagina and we’ll see what sort of food it looks like.
We saw the little heart going thump thump and the teeny fingers, and the little legs crossed very modest-like. It’s my fetus [...]
Wrong Jane
Posted in Hubs on February 9, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Scene: Watching a preview for the movie “Becoming Jane”
Hubs: Didn’t she live with monkeys?
Classic.
AVATAAAAARRRRR (rolling r)
Posted in Advice Wanted, Pointless Post on February 5, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Sometimes, instead of getting a song stuck in my head, I get a word stuck in my head. Today it is AVATAR!!
Speaking of which, I should update that.
Anyone know how to get rid of those fucking recommended links at the bottom of my blogs? I do not recommend these, get them off my page!
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This headache, [...]
This post has pictures of eyeballs.
Posted in Baby Talk, Hubs, Jackson, Sick on February 4, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Let’s start this long overdue recap with a fact:
FACT: I just horked up something orange and thick
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The laser eye surgery went well. Incidentally, I’m glad I’m not alone in thinking that it should be spelled Lazer. I also found out that I spell Enterprise with a Z because of Star Trek and I’m a total [...]
