Adam Benjamin is the name we’ve chosen for leetle 4cell.
Adam Benjamin Parkingathome.
Every night and most mornings, Hubs will say hello to Adam, give him a hug and a kiss and a few big razzleberries, and sometimes at night he’ll teach Adam a thing or two about the world or go over the family tree he’ll [...]
Archive for April, 2009
Now he needs to kick a little higher so it doesn’t look like I’m reaching for my crotch when I feel it
Posted in Baby Talk, Family, Hubs on April 27, 2009 | 10 Comments »
I haven’t been this much of a drama queen since I frequented gay dance clubs
Posted in A Huge Fight, Emotional, Pregnancy on April 27, 2009 | 5 Comments »
You know what a fun side effect of pregnancy hormones is? Looking back on how you’ve been acting and feeling like a total douche.
I wrote a post on friday that was admittedly rather….mean about my dad. Though I have every right to have my righteous anger toward my dad for his actions as of late, [...]
Coward
Posted in Uncategorized on April 24, 2009 | 5 Comments »
I’ve decided to take a break from blogging – at least publicly – for a while. Blogging has made me happy, helped me find fun new people to share experiences back and forth with, and given me an outlet to express my feelings about whatever is going on in my life.
I realized today that I [...]
Dip them fries in that frosty baby
Posted in Emotional, Good Times on April 22, 2009 | 4 Comments »
The funny thing is, is that after I wrote that post about being happy? The world SHAT on my FACE.
Firstly, president of Company saunters over to our humble warehouse to dole out thousands of dollars worth of stock to each employee. Except me. This is fine, whatever, I left and then I came back and [...]
22 weeks
Posted in Pregnancy on April 20, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Baby is 22 weeks gestated today, and I have to say that things are quite pleasant. Funny, since it seems that all I’ve been doing is bitching about pregnancy thus far. Comparitively speaking (comparing to all the horror stories I’ve heard from friends and relatives), I’m doing pretty good.
The headaches are still happening, but with [...]
Because we’re classy
Posted in Hubs, Tux on April 16, 2009 | 4 Comments »
When you get a cat declawed, you have to use a litterbox full of shredded newspaper for a week so that they don’t get litter in their owies. We use shredded bills and junk mail because who the fuck gets a newspaper?
In any case the paper method is disgusting
Last night, right after the lights had [...]
Late night Hubbing
Posted in Uncategorized on April 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
1:00am: Wake up to the lights turned on, and Hubs frantically smelling the sheets.
Me: What’s Wrong?
Hubs: (silence and frantic eyes)
Me: Hello?
He’s convinced that Buddah wet the bed. Luckily it was a small spot, and Hubs put a towel over it instead of opting to change the sheets and steamvac. I didn’t smell it. I’m still [...]
Tux-a-miss surgery
Posted in Uncategorized on April 13, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Little Tux went in today for surgeries. She’d finished up her antibiotics on Friday, and was feeling a lot better. Her fur is almost totally dandruff free, her temperature is a normal 101.5, and she was laying on her back showing her belly – good sign that we should take her in for more annoying [...]
Weekend terror
Posted in Good Times on April 13, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Well, I survived three days without Hubs. And yes I ate an entire bag of Marshmallow Mateys (they are the poor man’s Lucky Charms, and come in colossal bags of pirate shaped marshmallow goodness, in case you are unfamiliar with them as Shauna is)
But I ate them because that is what baby wanted, not because [...]
This post ends up being an ode to Hubs
Posted in Hubs on April 9, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Man, thanks for your comments on that last one guys. Not only did it make me feel so much better that I’m not a psychopath, Hubs admitted that he was relieved that my behavior was normal. Your notes made things a lot more calm between us. It was also nice to hear that it all [...]
