We’ve heard about the late night issues from Hubs. Here’s another: Hubs is a snorer, and getting increasingly worse due to the acute sympathetic pregnancy.
Usually when he snores, he’s on his back (also the position in which he sleep-screams). All I have to do usually is tell him to roll onto his side, he’ll [...]
Archive for May, 2009
We pronounce it “Seepin”
Posted in Hubs on May 28, 2009 | 3 Comments »
A story told with wedding pictures
Posted in Uncategorized on May 23, 2009 | 10 Comments »
I was going through and ordering the last of our wedding pictures for the albums, two years after the fact, and I came across a picture that expresses more than words could ever say (you’ll want to click it and make it bigger to really experience it):
Crazy-in-law: “I’m so very submissive, and in my submission [...]
Like “Ahh,” but sort of not like “Ah” but sort of an “EEuurgh!”
Posted in Chiropractor, Maladies, Pregnancy, Weekend on May 18, 2009 | 5 Comments »
The garage sale was a total bust, mostly because no one talks to anyone else in the neighborhood, nor do they read the letters from the HOA unless it says “fee increase.” We were one of 4 homes (out of 70) that participated. We only sold 4 things, though we spend hours taking it all [...]
Alone
Posted in Emotional, Hormones on May 14, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Every once in a while it will hit me: We only have a few more months. We only have that much time of being together just us without our lives being about someone else. When those moments happen, I panic. I want to cling to him with everything I have, and I want him to [...]
That’s not a tumor kicking me
Posted in Medication, WTF on May 14, 2009 | 2 Comments »
So, my doctor prescribes me Fioricet for those horrible pregnancy migraines that I get, right? I get the generic, of course.
With the whole insurance debacle we had to wait to fill my prescription until we got the new cards, which luckily came super fast. Hubs’ magical eye drops were $50 instead of the $90 they [...]
Stuff Binge
Posted in Neighbor, Weekend on May 13, 2009 | 3 Comments »
There is going to be a community yard sale in our neighborhood this Saturday, which, god, how Utahn is that? I feel it’s going to be awkward.
We are not the sort who like or know our neighbors at all. I once made an effort with neighbor on the left and had a walking-back-from-the-mailbox conversation for [...]
Speaking of mother’s day
Posted in Family on May 11, 2009 | 10 Comments »
When my mom had her fourth son, she got a nasty case of mastitis in both boobies. Apparently, education on such things was not readily available and her doctor gave her a prescription for antibiotics and told her to rest.
It got to the point where she was moaning and groaning in bed, in horrific pain. [...]
Hormonal moment of the day
Posted in Hormones on May 7, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Turned into an angry ball of rage because my file drawer that houses the Tylenol is broken and someone moved the phone cord that was holding it open. Lost my shit on an inanimate object while co-workers watched, probably in fear.
I had a fucking HEADACHE
Plus I’m pretty sure he put poo in my clean underwear
Posted in Uncategorized on May 6, 2009 | 5 Comments »
I think that my flush reflex is broken. It seems that any time someone talks to me I turn all red and hot and blotchy, and I just look like I’m generally embarrassed all the time. It’s ridiculously embarrassing, which just makes me flush more. I assume it’s the increased blood-flow and all, but shit, [...]
It’s also been over two months and I still haven’t seen direct deposit set up
Posted in Medication, WTF, Work on May 4, 2009 | 11 Comments »
I really don’t know how to say this without sounding rude so I’ll just say that I almost didn’t come back to this job because of “Totally Inept, Wasted HR Guy”. He really just seems like he’s drunk or on drugs, and I’ve never been able to figure out which. However, in the preliminary meetings [...]
