Because there really is no way to make a huge belly look sexy:
YEeeeaaah, you want to lick it
Officially 8 months today.
Archive for June, 2009
Another lovely lady lump
Posted in Pregnancy on June 29, 2009 | 10 Comments »
I think of you during the special moments
Posted in Misunderstanding on June 25, 2009 | 4 Comments »
While I gently slathered Preparation H with aloe on PermaHem last night, I pondered your advice.
This morning I took my usual pansy route and texted her, “I just wondered if the shower is still on and if so what I can do to help.”
Well she didn’t get the text saying the 11th would work…so she [...]
What to do…what to do.
Posted in Advice Wanted on June 24, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Here’s a bit of a situation for you.
Sister and I are both pregnant, right. We are having a combined family shower on the 25th. Just family, no friends. Sister is Mormon and therefore will have showers and get a shitload of stuff. I am not.
Rad-ass Jewish sister-in-law (RAJ-SIL) offered to throw me a shower for [...]
Family Dynamics
Posted in Baby Talk, Daddy Issues, Family, Hubs, Weekend, Wii on June 23, 2009 | 4 Comments »
We walked out of the Draper Community Theater’s production of “Once Upon a Mattress” at intermission due to the atrociousness of it, but still I lost an hour and a half of my life to a play with the same acting quality as my 13 year old niece’s production of “Arabian Nights” (and there were [...]
It should end well I’m sure
Posted in Work on June 19, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Working days left until my due date: 40
Working days I’m planning on actually being at the office before going on maternity leave: 34
Number of people who think they are my supervisor: 4
Number of supervisors who have talked to me about my plans for maternity leave: 0
Perhaps they like surprises. I’m sure as hell not going [...]
Eccentricities
Posted in Crazy, Cute on June 17, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Hubs is a very kind and caring individual…to inanimate objects.
When we first got together, we were walking in a parking lot when all of the sudden he yelled, “NO!”
I asked him what was wrong, and he informed me that he doesn’t step on the handicapped men painted on parking spaces. Not even the blue part [...]
What I forced myself to think about last night every time work creeped into my head
Posted in Cats, Cody, Family, Jackson, Tux on June 12, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Codes loves hair elastics and trash. In general, she’s above all that bullshit kitten behavior, but you fling a hair elastic across the floor and she’ll go chasing it and batting it around for hours. If you ball up some aluminum foil or the wrapper from your candy, she’ll come running up to you and [...]
So there is no such thing as a great job
Posted in Uncategorized on June 11, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Well, it turns out that my wonderful boss that I would choose as my father if I could have chosen a father….he turned out like my real dad. Thanks for all the lies and abandonment when I needed you most. Thanks for making me look like an asshole.
Who wants to join the Pen 15 club?
Posted in Pregnancy, Project, Weekend on June 8, 2009 | 7 Comments »
Well, I still have a ferocious skin tag on my ass, how are you?
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This weekend I paid 22 bucks for Hubs and I to go see “Once Upon a Mattress” at the little community theater in town and promptly forgot. At 10:30 pm the night of the performance I gasped with rememberizing, and then hated [...]
And apparently I’m in for some fun with the mucus plug
Posted in Pregnancy on June 1, 2009 | 14 Comments »
Hearing your stomach rumble from somewhere around your ribcage instead of the lower abdomen where it should be
Feeling and then seeing a limb slowly push its way across your belly
How my baby-sized toes can’t handle much more bloat, they are little balls instead of toes now
How I’ve gone up a ring size and am wearing [...]
