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Archive for October, 2009

Ten weeks!

Four Weeks
Six Weeks
Eight weeks

And a hearty fuck you for taking so many pictures from the boy:

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Normal TSH (thyroid) levels are anywhere from .47-4.68 miu/l. Mine? .009. Also, don’t ask me what miu/l means. But, POINT ZERO ZERO NINE.
Let me take a moment here to say this: My name is Parking, and I survived the newborn phase with a nonfunctional thyroid gland.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ. How negligent was my doctor? HOW FUCKING [...]

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S’more housewife shit.

We got this glass top coffee table in the as-is section of IKEA for, like, 30% of what it originally cost. The damage was minimal and in a place where I have never seen it again. Anyway, we decided that it’s a bit drab to have just the glass looking through to the “wood” underneath, [...]

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Choose your own adventure!!

Have you ever read Choose Your Own Adventure books? Let’s read one, shall we?
Around 8:00pm, Hubs will say something along the lines of, “Shall we try and put the baby to bed?” and you laugh. You laugh because apparently this man has not met our baby. But sure, let’s try and put him to bed. [...]

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Yet more projects!

I realize that all I’m really talking about is projects, but it is what I am focusing on instead of anxiety about talking to someone from work about the “My way or I quit” conversation. Actually it is what I’m doing while I’m fretting over that conversation.
Anyway, the covers that I bought for the [...]

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Fail day

I twisted my ankle while walking out of our house. The welcome mat that UPS and FedEx drivers think will hide the huge packages they leave at the stoop has been moved and moved again and it was not securely in its place right next to the step. Regardless, I looked like a douche and [...]

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Shameless. Shameless!

Hubs has graciously allowed me to totally steal and take over be a contributor on his blog, Spousal Banter. I had him move it over to WordPress because there was no ability to comment on the previous site, and lord I think there would be some fun comments on some of them. So, shameless plug, [...]

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Milk Mouth’s 2 monthary was celebrated by going to the doctor. I was slightly nervous about seeing my ex-doctor and the awkwardness that would ensue since she shares the office with baby’s Dr. Awesome, but luckily we did not see her.
Baby stats!
8 weeks, 5 days
Height: 23.5 inches – 73rd percentile
Weight: 12lb, 3oz – 64th percentile
Head [...]

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Two months old today

We survived a full two months. Wait, it’s only been two months?
This month was equally challenging with last for completely different reasons. Last month it was recovering from hunched over post-surgery body, figuring out what to do with a baby when you do normal, every day things, and being so sleep deprived that I stopped [...]

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Happy Fall!

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