Four Weeks
Six Weeks
Eight weeks
Ten Weeks
Twelve Weeks
This week: Casual Pantless Golfing Buddy
Archive for November, 2009
Fourteen Weeks
Posted in Baby Talk, Growing up on November 27, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Did you see those SHOES?
Posted in Holiday, Hubs on November 27, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Though this is late, I wanted to express my thankfulness this year. I have been more lucky than I can possibly express, and I am truly grateful for every day I have.
This last year has brought me:
A relatively unremarkable pregnancy, that was textbook and easy to conceive (a lot easier than we thought!) and worry-for-the-baby [...]
It was unfantastic, once finally seen, rainbow colored, and could easily chip a tooth
Posted in Hubs, Story Time on November 26, 2009 | 3 Comments »
It started with Ariel. I remember my sister being just GA-GA over Prince Eric, and I sat there wondering why I preferred the Little Mermaid more. Where she could not get over that hair curl, I could not get over the bellybutton or clamshells or the way her waist cinched in. I told myself it [...]
I’ll tell you before you ask, knot yanker.
Posted in Ideas on November 25, 2009 | 15 Comments »
So, seeing as I have nothing to write about except veering wildly from sadness to elation about this small man who woke up covered in pee at 7 am because we were trying so very hard to get him to sleep and stay asleep last night that we neglected to change his diaper since, like, [...]
Holy Shit, Ma!
Posted in Baby Talk on November 24, 2009 | 4 Comments »
“Um, are we sure this is a good idea here, Mom?”
Every negative post like this that I write I swear to myself it will be the last
Posted in Fail, Mamahood on November 24, 2009 | 8 Comments »
I feel like I’ll look back on my posts during this time and marvel and how insanely negative I was all the time. Like, even my happy posts have an undertone of, “Fuck this shit.” I feel like I’ll look back and feel sad that I didn’t work harder on being happy and grateful, that [...]
Three months
Posted in Baby Talk, Growing up on November 23, 2009 | 5 Comments »
Three months.
Depending on the day you ask me, I’ll either tell you that things are getting better, or that we’ll never sleep again and I’m going to burn the house down so that we can all be in hell TOGETHER. This month MM and I are trying to find a schedule that works, or rather [...]
One day, I got a whole hour to myself, TWICE
Posted in Baby Talk, Mamahood, Sleep on November 21, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Aunt Flo arrived today, a mistress of darkness I haven’t seen in almost exactly a year, and only once, and then like three years before that. I had to blow the dust off my costco-sized box of tampons, but I’m happy to report that insertion is like riding a big, absorbent, cotton bike.
Now I know [...]
I don’t do well with crowds anymore
Posted in Fat on November 21, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Out for a walk the other night, we see hububb out our front door. Appoximately a jillion cars were sitting on our little road, and winding along to the slightly bigger road next to it. There were police directing traffic, there were people wandering around, and we thought, “Hell, could they have built another soccer [...]
Inked
Posted in Story Time on November 18, 2009 | 10 Comments »
I got my first tattoo when I was 18. I don’t remember those days very well….for some reason….but I would not be surprised if I did not go to get the tattoo the DAY I turned 18 to say, “Fuck you, Dad, and your willy-nilly rules that come and go depending on if you give [...]
